When will this end?
With his trusty num-Chuck Norris is still alive
Start running now
That wanna kick your ass
Blame it on the beer, your dad was mean to you
Just to hide her beat-up face
It takes a tough man to slap her around
And I've got 99 biker friends
With a sticker on the window
Tell her that you're sorry
50 Cent with his bling bling
That wanna kick your
And a couple of prison guards
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
Such a pretty face
She's wearing shades but we all see
So let's call up 'Walker, Texas Ranger'
Your friends think you're an asshole and I do too
You're such a tough guy
She's wearing shades but we all see
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
And I've got 99 biker friends
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
Over compensating for your small shoes
Pick-up truck in the driveway
Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
All the dudes from 'Danger, Danger'
Behind the tinted glass
Let's get the A-Team
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms
'Rest in Peace Number 3'
Tell all your friends
Tell her this won't happen again
That wanna kick your ass
And I've got 99 biker friends
I can't wait to bring you down
How you put her in her place
Behind the tinted glass
I hope that she can run fast
Behind the tinted glass
She's wearing shades but we all see
7 pounds of makeup
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
It takes a tough man to slap her around
