I bought a car and I let her drive it
And play basketball, and play basketball
Not to smart, not to tall
I gave her all my notes from algebra
Yeah, I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want a new girlfriend
Yeah, I just want someone to make me laugh
Yeah, I just want someone to laugh at me
And I, I just wanted her look at me
Likes to watch TV and play basketball, and play basketball
Now I just want a new girlfriend
Likes to watch TV and play basketball
Not to smart, not to tall
She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat"
I just want a new girlfriend
Yeah, she opened the doors and said, "Oh bother, this is red"
Yeah, I just want someone to laugh at me
I just want a new girlfriend
I won't ever make her wash my car, no
Yeah, I just want someone to make me laugh
Yeah, I just want someone to laugh at me
Yeah I, I just wanted her talk to me, yeah
I sent her flowers and some candy, yeah
Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yeah, she opened 'em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid"
