Girl All the Bad Guys Want

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

Race track, season pass
She likes 'em with a mustache
She likes the godsmack and I like agent Orange
I can't grow a mustache
She's looking through me
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

If you were me then you'd be screaming
All I got's a moped
Turntables in her eyes
She broke my heart, I want to be sedated
It's like a bad movie
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably

Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
If you were me then you'd be screaming
She's looking through me
There she goes again with fishnets on
It's like a bad movie
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
But she'll never notice me
Listenin' to rap metal
And dreadlocks in her hair
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
Does a mullet make a man

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
It's like a bad movie
Listenin' to rap metal
Listenin' to rap metal
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
But she doesn't notice me
Drivin' in a transam

If you were me then you'd be screaming
And I ain't got no season pass
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
Creamin' over tough guys
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Turntables in my eyes
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
All the wind blows and the Angels sing
Creamin' over tough guys
She said she'd like to score some reefer and a 40

And when she walks

Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
All I wanted was to see her naked
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
She's looking through me
Turntables in her eyes
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want