Turntables in her eyes
She broke my heart, I want to be sedated
She said she'd like to score some reefer and a 40
She's looking through me
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
And dreadlocks in her hair
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Turntables in my eyes
But she doesn't notice me
Listenin' to rap metal
Does a mullet make a man
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
Race track, season pass
Listenin' to rap metal
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
I can't grow a mustache
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the godsmack and I like agent Orange
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
All the wind blows and the Angels sing
She likes 'em with a mustache
She's looking through me
It's like a bad movie
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
All I wanted was to see her naked
And when she walks
It's like a bad movie
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again with fishnets on
Creamin' over tough guys
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
If you were me then you'd be screaming
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
But she'll never notice me
If you were me then you'd be screaming
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
And I ain't got no season pass
Someone shoot me as I fail miserably
Turntables in her eyes
She's looking through me
All I got's a moped
It's like a bad movie
Drivin' in a transam
If you were me then you'd be screaming
'Cause she's watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have