Next Ex-Girlfriend

I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don�t want the fairy tale and I don�t want the girl from hell

I don�t wanna learn to dance don�t wanna rent the Limo
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
But all your friends were giving you flak
'Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over
And I don�t want to spend the time and I don�t need no valentine
So no you're never taking me back
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake

I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
When you walk out I don�t wanna feel left out

I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
If you walk out I don�t wanna feel left out
I don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants

And leave me illin' for the penicillin

And convince my friends I�m not a homo
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don�t want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
I don�t want the fairy tale and I don�t want the girl from hell
And you just couldn�t put up with that

I just want the bragging rights, I want to let the world know
I know your thinking I�m a weirdo
'Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
I don�t want the fairy tale and I don�t want the girl from hell
I don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance