Almost

I almost wished you woulda loved me too

But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts
I know we had our problems, I can't remember one
And I almost had you
To spend my time missin' you
And I didn't even know it
Where I almost did five years and then seven more
(Almost had you)
(Baggage weighs a ton)
Almost had you
You kept me guessin'
I almost dropped out to move to L.A.

That I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran away
Almost had you
I almost wrote a song about you today
'Cause he almost made off with a buncha, the drugs

I almost wish you woulda loved me too
Almost loved you

But I guess that doesn't cut it
And I almost had you
Almost had you
I almost wished you woulda loved me too
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it

And now I'm destined

And now I'm destined
You kept me guessin'
I almost forgot to say something else
And I almost had you

And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the things I could have done

And I didn't even know it
I almost held up a grocery store
'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
To spend my time missin' you
I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
But I guess that doesn't cut it
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away