Way before Nirvana
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
(Make it stop)
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
Her two kids in high school
One workout a day, husband's a CPA
Only loved just one man, what happened to her plan?
Woo hoo hoo
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio was
(1985)
Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
(Woo hoo hoo)
(She hates time)
They tell her that she's uncool
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
(Make it stop)
She hates time, make it stop
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
There was U2 and Blondie
(She hates time)
(1985)
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran
And music still on MTV
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 1985
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
Looks at her average life and nothing has been alright
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
(1985)
She was gonna shake it right on the hood of Whitesnake's car
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
Springsteen, Madonna
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
(1985)
She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Woo hoo hoo
She's seen all the classics, she knows every line
