Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?
She's seen all the classics, she knows every line
(She hates time)
Way before Nirvana
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985
There was U2 and Blondie
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24
(She hates time)
They tell her that she's uncool
(Woo hoo hoo)
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985
(1985)
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
(Make it stop)
One workout a day, husband's a CPA
(Make it stop)
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio was
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
Woo hoo hoo
Her two kids in high school
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Only loved just one man, what happened to her plan?
She hates time, make it stop
Looks at her average life and nothing has been alright
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
When did reality become TV?
And music still on MTV
She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire
(1985)
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
(1985)
(1985)
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 1985
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
Woo hoo hoo
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
'Cause she's still preoccupied
Springsteen, Madonna
She was gonna shake it right on the hood of Whitesnake's car
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
