One workout a day, husband's a CPA
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
(1985)
They tell her that she's uncool
Looks at her average life and nothing has been alright
She was gonna shake it right on the hood of Whitesnake's car
(Make it stop)
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran
And music still on MTV
Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
When did reality become TV?
(Make it stop)
(1985)
Way before Nirvana
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
(1985)
(Woo hoo hoo)
(She hates time)
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
Springsteen, Madonna
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio was
Only loved just one man, what happened to her plan?
(She hates time)
Woo hoo hoo
Her two kids in high school
She's seen all the classics, she knows every line
She hates time, make it stop
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 1985
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
(1985)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Woo hoo hoo
'Cause she's still preoccupied
Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool
She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
There was U2 and Blondie
