I've got the affirmative
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
It's shiny and black and don't need a groove
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
It used to break my heart when I went in your shop
C30 C60 C90 Go
Now I tape them all 'cause I'm 'Top Of The Pops'
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
C30 C60 C90 Go
I've got biggest discounts in my store
Policeman stopped me in my tracks
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
Said, "Hey you, you can't tape that
C30 C60 C90 Go
A bligger, a blagger, a blippity-blop
C30 360, C30 C60 C90 Go
'Cause I got the affirmative
C30 C60 C90 Go
Now I don't need no album rack
So I blew him out with my bazooka
I'm a pirate and I keep my loot
C30 C60 C90 Go
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
C30 C60 C90 Go
I carry my collection over my back
C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60 C90 Go
I've got all the hits and all the big names
You're rich enough to have a record collection
C30 C60 C90 Go
A bit bam-boogie and a booga-rooga
So I don't buy records in your shop
And you said my records were out of stock
If you buy three records, I'll give you four"
C30 C60, C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60, C30 C60 C90 Go
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
you're under arrest 'cause it's illegal"
So I shoved him off and blew his whistle
Hit it, pause it, record it and play
Yeah, now I got a new way to move
Well, I'm going down to the record shop
So I press my playback to make it last
Yeah, and the boss said, "LP, single, picture cover or plain
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
Turn it, rewind and rub it away
C30 C60 C90 Go
Off the radio, I get a constant flow
C30 C60 C90 Go
C30 C60 C90 Go
Sometimes it better get hit twice as fast
My cassette's just like a bazooka
I breeze with the sleaze on my cassette
30 60 90 Go
30 60 90 Go
I'll bring my bazooka 'round for inspection
I breeze with the sleaze on my cassette