Goodness, now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire
Gotta stallion for your partner to ride
But I could use her for the job, so I told her to ride, c'mon
Mighty glad to meet ya, son
So, I continue my mission
Look, man, I really don't wanna brawl
Wait outside, and don't be stealin' nobody's damn horses
Heard they got a couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet
And this my partner Powder
It's just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer
Move out, giddyup, giddyup, giddyup
Double-crossed by the law, so there's nobody to run to, yeah
Now let's go have some fun
I hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up
Now, I done came a long way
So I assume it'll be trouble around here pretty soon
Outlaw call him Leather Face, I'm headed for the West
Straggler, just met her
C'mon out, right now. I'm gettin' angry
May I ask you what you headed
Now, that there's kidnappin', but she was with it, so I brought her
Howdy
You better count your money
It's just me and my sawed-off shotgun
We out before the sun rise
Then, got myself into a whole heap of trouble
I got a partner, got a plan for some dough
When we arrive, we'll cop a place we can bunk
To the West for?
Along with some cash
With two double-barrels pointed at whatever
And meet my boy in the mornin'
We'll stick together, I'm purty clever
Stop my horse
I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole rundown
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, move out
Stole two horses
Hit the saloon for the moonshine
But won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this master plan?
Lay the kid, you son of a gun
Outlaw, everyday on the front page
Thought you was the law, that's why I jumped in the bushes
I'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery
Down for whatever, let's ride, let's ride
Well, uh, I oughta make it by sundown
I'm peepin' Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon
Oh yeah, you know I also brought a friend along
For details and hook-up
I heard a guy run in the bar screamin'
Krayzie's in town
Then, why the hell is you hidin'
It's gettin' dark, so I'm watchin' for them damn
Howdy, nine o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley
Jump out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun
Rise and shine, good mornin'
Me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown
The name's Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge?
Who is this? I hope this ain't the law
These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona
Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man
So, I approach him, and I pause
Please don't shoot
I think you're right, I say we move c'mon, let's move out
Ghetto cowboy
Now be sure if you're with it
The name is Krayzie 'Big Bad Ass' Bone
Now, y'all, it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon
Took a step back, 'cause it could get dangerous
Even took the mayor's daughter
You better speak out or I'm a let my shotgun song sing out"
"Whoa, Nellie, who in the bushes?
Killed to two sheriffs, six of his best men want my head
Injuns they like to catch ya, then they rob and split
So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon
Tell him I'll make it to him 'cause you know we ain't
He's a young gun
Step inside the bar
In them bushes?
Mister Kid, if you give me the lowdown
And by the way, now what's your name? They call me Layzie the Kid
But if he mess up the night
Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry
Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up
All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the bushes
Hey, you want some work? Well, partner, put in your bid
Be in town in a minute
And if you're down, you can pick up yourself a pretty penny
I be a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips
Hey, man, I'm glad you made it safely
Because it's all goin' down
Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler
And I don't wanna be late
You better count your money
You better count your money
Ghetto cowboy
Glance across the room, I see this youngster getting ready to fight
Wanted up north for all the gold that I stole
I think that Krayzie just might take his life