But there's something that I guarantee
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Love is a social disease
You'll die without it, yes you would
But they took it and held it for ransom
Because love is a social disease
You can't hide when infection starts
Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome
Senorita's in the kitchen
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
Because love is a social disease
Because love is a social disease
You know there's no prescription
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
Try to run but you're always behind it
Love is a social disease, love is a social disease
You can't hide when infection starts
You won't talk
But there's something that I guarantee
So you'll say that you had some
Love is a social disease
From the White House to the alleys
Just to see what pill to take
You can't start a fire without a spark
Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright
Because love is a social disease
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
So you telephone your doctor
You can't hide when infection starts
You can't start a fire without a spark
Your favorite, if you could
So full of high grade octane
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't live with it but
To make any blind man see
Gonna wipe this one away
Where you look you can find it
You can't start a fire without a spark
You can't hide when infection starts
Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught
But you wouldn't tell no one
But there's something that I guarantee
