Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace
And it doesn't talk at all
But he never came and it don't seem right
I'll be waiting up for santa like I did last year
And we don't know what we're gonna do
And it doesn't move around
And he'll be there every christmas
Cos there's something in the chimney
And he's stuck up in the chimney
That there's something in the chimney
But it's been there all year long
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
But it's been there all night long
Well the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And I don't know what it is
But my brother says, he's already here
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And it's been there since last christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all month long
But it's been there all week long
But I wish you merry christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And it's been a week since christmas
And there's something in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And I don't know what it is
Well, I waited up for santa all christmas night
And it doesn't make a sound
