We're really mis-mated, our chances are small
We've got nothin' in common at all
I've seen Picasso and I think he's a square
Let's make a clean break and not take any chances
Can't stand the opera, I like music that bops
We've got nothin' in common
'Cause outside of thinking, you're something divine
Our two goals are apart as the poles are
And outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
And outside of wanting your lips close to mine
As lovers our roles are completely miscast
I love the opera, I detest the best pop
Let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
'Cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
It never could last
We're not fated, not Heaven-created
I love Picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
We've got nothin', got nothin' in common just nothin' in common