Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
And you just sittin' there
We'll go out and see it sometime, we'll both just sit there and stare
You know I don't mind him cheatin' on me
Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine
But I know what he really loves you for
Well, you look so pretty in it, honey, can I jump on it sometime?
"It's bad for your health," he said, yes, I disobeyed his orders
Well, I see you got a new boyfriend, you know, I never seen him before
In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, if you wanna see the sun rise, honey, I know where
Yes, I just wanna see if it's really that expensive kind
And I saw you makin' love with him, you forgot to close the garage door
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Me with my belt wrapped around my head
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
But I sure wish he'd take that off his head
You know it balances on your head
Well, you must tell me, baby
You might think he loves you for your money
I came to see you but I found him there instead
