You might think he loves you for your money
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
Me with my belt wrapped around my head
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, you look so pretty in it, honey, can I jump on it sometime?
And you just sittin' there
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me
You know it balances on your head
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
I came to see you but I found him there instead
In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, if you wanna see the sun rise, honey, I know where
But I sure wish he'd take that off his head
We'll go out and see it sometime, we'll both just sit there and stare
Well, you must tell me, baby
Yes, I just wanna see if it's really that expensive kind
Well I saw you makin' love with him, you forgot to close the garage door
Well I, see you got a new boyfriend, you know, I never seen him before
Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine
But I know what he really loves you for
"It's bad for your health", he said, yes I, disobeyed his orders
