Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
I've got stocking and suspenders on
And if you don't fit, he put you in the dock
Runs the buses and the evening star
He's the self confessed savior of the dim right wing
Yeah, he's the self confessed savior of the dim white wing
The family business is doing alright
They're doing tangos, down in the quangos
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum
Makes them tick oh, he makes them tock
I'm feeling rather loose"
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
He got his Biro out and he wrote on the wall
He got a hairpiece ooh, he got herpes
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
Drinks with generals and county wives
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
A nicer man, no, you're never gonna meet
Just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumb
His private life is very discreet
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring
Ooh, I'm the naughty boy
"I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit
Oh, Mr. Robinson and his quangos
Said who?
He ran into the toilets in the town hall
