He's the self confessed savior of the dim right wing
He got a hairpiece ooh, he got herpes
Ooh, I'm the naughty boy
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
A nicer man, no, you're never gonna meet
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring
The family business is doing alright
Said who?
Runs the buses and the evening star
I'm feeling rather loose"
They're doing tangos, down in the quangos
His private life is very discreet
And if you don't fit, he put you in the dock
"I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit
Just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumb
I've got stocking and suspenders on
He got his Biro out and he wrote on the wall
Drinks with generals and county wives
He ran into the toilets in the town hall
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
Oh, Mr. Robinson and his quangos
Makes them tick oh, he makes them tock
Yeah, he's the self confessed savior of the dim white wing
