Who eats at the new brasserie
Here on his own, on globe alone
And then he says
He's here on his own, on globe alone
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
And if he doesn't get what he wants
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
He's here on his own, on globe alone
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very straight and never grins
Then he get a headache
Without putting Calvin Klein's on
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Here on his own, on globe alone
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
Here on his own
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
Who cares what car he's driving in
Then he get a headache
Then he get a headache
Who joined health club to glisten into hi-fi precision
He's here on his own, on globe alone
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
Who only ever gets merry
