Dan abnormal
Dan went to his local burger bar
Try to ape you
Try to ape you
It's not his fault
Altogether now
He's the meanie leanie
He'll imitate you
Try to ape you
He'll imitate you
Come and entertain the town
Dan watches TV
La la la la
Dan watches TV
But it's not his fault
TV, TV, TV
He'll imitate you
La la la la
Mopes around
It's the killer in your arcade
But it's not his fault
We made him this way
Come on down
La la la la
Time's been called
Dan abnormal
There is no more
We made him this way
Not normal at all
Not normal at all
Dan abnormal
La la la la
Watching video nasties
Meanie Leanie
La la la la
Not normal at all
It's such a bore
Try to ape you
He'll imitate you
It's Friday night and we're all bored
Ready made
Gets in a state
Oh, it's not his fault
Dan watches TV
We made him this way
Dan abnormal
Dan abnormals me
It's not his fault
But it's not his fault
Shooting gangsters
The meanie leanie stays up late
Dan's just like you and me
'Cos that is where
He has dirty dreams when he's asleep
TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, TV
"I want Mcnormal and chips
Or I'll blow you to bits
But it's not his fault
It's the miseries at half past three
Give us it"
Time's been called
Not normal at all
The future's made
It's not his fault
We made him this way
