There's the model of a charmless man
Na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na
That you'll respect him
He thinks his educated airs
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
But no one's listening
Down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
Says he can get in anywhere for free
But no one's listening
Who just pretend that they like him
Na na, na na na na na
I began to go a little cross-eyed
He knows his claret from his Beaujolais
The story of a charmless man
And when you put it all together
That we'll respect him
Na na na na na na na
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
There's the model of a charmless man
Those family shares will protect him
He thinks his educated airs
He's just so keen for you to listen
Na na na na na
He moves in circles of friends
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
Those family shares will protect him
He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds
He's just so keen for you to listen
And when you put it all together
And yet he tries so hard to please
He doesn't see his days are tumbling
He went
But then nature didn't make him that way
He does the same to them
Na na na na na na na
He sat me down and so began
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
I think, he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
And when you put it all together
Educated the expensive way
There's the model of a charmless man
