He went
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
And when you put it all together
Who just pretend that they like him
He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds
Na na, na na na na na
He knows his claret from his Beaujolais
Na na, na na na na na
There's the model of a charmless man
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
He thinks his educated airs
And when you put it all together
Educated the expensive way
Those family shares will protect him
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
I think, he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
Says he can get in anywhere for free
That you'll respect him
But no one's listening
Those family shares will protect him
He's just so keen for you to listen
Na na na na na na na
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
Down upon him
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
The story of a charmless man
He doesn't see his days are tumbling
But then nature didn't make him that way
He sat me down and so began
He does the same to them
And yet he tries so hard to please
Na na na na na na na
But no one's listening
I began to go a little cross-eyed
He thinks his educated airs
