Na na na na na, na na na na na
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na, na na na na na
He's just so keen for you to listen
He moves in circles of friends
But then nature didn't make him that way
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Says he can get in anywhere for free
And when you put it all together
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
And when you put it all together
That you'll respect him
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
He thinks his educated airs
He went na na na na na, na na na na na
Down upon him
He knows the swingers and their cabaret
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Those family shares will protect him
He doesn't see his days are tumbling
Na na na na na, na na na na na
That we'll respect him
He thinks his educated airs
He sat me down and so began
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na na
I began to go a little cross eyed
He's just so keen for you to listen
And yet he tries so hard to please
And when you put it all together
But no one's listening
He does the same to them
But no one's listening
There's the model of a charmless man
And yet he tries so hard to please
Who just pretend that they like him
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
Those family shares will protect him
Educated the expensive way
The story of a charmless man
