Charmless Man

He went na na na na na, na na na na na
The story of a charmless man
He sat me down and so began
He does the same to them
Na na na na na, na na na na na

There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Who just pretend that they like him
He thinks his educated airs
Down upon him
Those family shares will protect him
And yet he tries so hard to please

He doesn't see his days are tumbling

I began to go a little cross eyed
But then nature didn't make him that way
That we'll respect him
He's just so keen for you to listen
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na na
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
Educated the expensive way
He thinks his educated airs

And yet he tries so hard to please
Na na na na na, na na na na na
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
Says he can get in anywhere for free
He knows the swingers and their cabaret

But no one's listening
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
He's just so keen for you to listen
Na na na na na, na na na na na
Those family shares will protect him
And when you put it all together
And when you put it all together
And when you put it all together
That you'll respect him
Na na na na na, na na na na na
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na, na na na na na

And from this charmless man I just had to hide
But no one's listening
He moves in circles of friends