Bank holiday comes six times a year
Barbeque is, cooking
Sausages and, chicken
All the high streets look the same
John is down at, fun pub
So mother looses her knickers
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Then it's back to work A G A I N
Taken out by her, daughter
Drinking lot's of, lager
Because she thought, she oughta
Girls and boys are, on the game
Then it's back to work A G A I N
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Back to work A G A I N
Because they're so, delicious
And neighbors they are looking
Then it's back to work A G A I N
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Then there's sticky, fingers
Patio is, buzzing
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
Kids are eating, Snickers
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers