Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
(He's an affable man, with a carotene tan)
(And then he)
(Colin Zeal's ill)
(He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard)
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
('Cause Colin Zeal's ill)
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand
(And then he)
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
(Colin Zeal's ill)
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
He's pleased with himself, he's so pleased with himself
Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwell on the past
He's so pleased with himself, ahh
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
