The family business is doing alright
Said who?
His private life is very discreet
I'm feeling rather loose"
Just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumb
And if you don't fit, he put you in the dock
He got a hairpiece ooh, he got herpes
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
I've got stocking and suspenders on
Oh, Mr. Robinson and his quangos
He's the self confessed savior of the dim right wing
He got his Biro out and he wrote on the wall
"I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit
Ooh, I'm the naughty boy
He ran into the toilets in the town hall
Makes them tick oh, he makes them tock
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring
Runs the buses and the evening star
He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring
A nicer man, no, you're never gonna meet
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum
Drinks with generals and county wives
Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy
They're doing tangos, down in the quangos
Yeah, he's the self confessed savior of the dim white wing
