That's the way I've just gotta behave
Well, and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light or if I were a banner I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel, now that we're finally caressing
Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
Well sir, all I can say, if I were a bridge I'd be burning
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson, I'm learning
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs
From the moment we kissed tonight
Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring
Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
