Give Him the Ooh-La-La [Alternate Take #1]

There's just one thing for you
If Napoleon at Waterloo-la-la
Give him the ooh-la-la
Don't break down and start to boo hoo
When your car is asked to stop
And you want your man to come through
Had an army of debutantes
You'd better be like Tallulah
Like Tallulah just
Grabs his hat and starts to go

La, la to la, la do la, la
'Less you want a ticket or two
He'd have changed the history of France

Don't reveal the fact that you're blue
If Napoleon at Waterloo, la, la

When your favorite Romeo
There's just one thing for you
To give the British the well known, ooh-la-la
Like Tallulah just
Give him the ooh-la-la
To give the British the well known ooh-la-la
Don't reveal the fact that you're blue
Had an army of debutantes
He would have changed the history of France
Don't break down and start to boo hoo
The ooh-la-la
By a handsome traffic cop
Don't be a fool, ah
Give him the ooh-la-la

The ooh-la-la

Give him the ooh-la-la
La, la to la, la do la, la
Grabs his hat and starts to go
When your favorite Romeo