Grabs his hat and starts to go
The ooh-la-la
Give him the ooh-la-la
You'd better be like Tallulah
He would have changed the history of France
Don't reveal the fact that you're blue
He'd have changed the history of France
To give the British the well known ooh-la-la
'Less you want a ticket or two
Give him the ooh-la-la
Like Tallulah just
When your favorite Romeo
If Napoleon at Waterloo-la-la
Give him the ooh-la-la
Give him the ooh-la-la
By a handsome traffic cop
Don't break down and start to boo hoo
Had an army of debutantes
La, la to la, la do la, la
When your car is asked to stop
Don't be a fool, ah
If Napoleon at Waterloo, la, la
And you want your man to come through
There's just one thing for you
When your favorite Romeo
Don't reveal the fact that you're blue
La, la to la, la do la, la
There's just one thing for you
Grabs his hat and starts to go
The ooh-la-la
To give the British the well known, ooh-la-la
Like Tallulah just
Don't break down and start to boo hoo
Had an army of debutantes