You got a cigarette eye on a mirror
Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh huh
Just thirteen
She's fresh out of diapers
And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh
Kidnapper
Kidnapper
And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh
Uh hey, they call you Skinny Jim
So you took that girl and you put the saddle on her
Uh hey, your daddy's Whiskey Sam
She's her daddy's apple
Farm boy brown gas station sweeper
They dipped your tail when you were back in school
And she thinks it's funny
Just thirteen
He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland
Kidnapper
And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh huh
People breaking their necks
Kidnapper
You wanna be rich but you won't dig ditches
You took that girl, you put the saddle on her
Well, you're a real strange case, but your nobody's fool
Well, she don't, you're the kidnapper, uh huh
And nobody knows the boat you're in
Where's your old man now? Nobody's home uh-huh
Playing solitaire, your mother fidgets
She bitches like a brat, she got the money
