In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying or dying young
Totin' loaded guns to school
What my heaven's gonna be
Being who you are is cool
In my heaven the fish'll bite almost anything
Play guitar like BB King
They still teach that golden rule
Folks do business like they oughta
Ain't no such thing as peer pressure
And anyone is welcome there in my heaven
I can do most anything
No lying, crying or dying young
Then in my heaven there's football with no referees
No one's lonely, no one's scared
In my heaven angels yodel when they sing
But if He left it up up to me
In my heaven there's never been an injury
In my heaven I sing like Elvis
Batter, batter, batter swing
And I ain't tellin' him his business
Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron
And anyone is welcome there in my heaven
We feed lawyers to the lions
In my heaven there ain't no children
No one's lonely, no one's scared
In my heaven we hurt no one
A good firm handshake works just fine
I know that it's God's decision
