I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder
Who began leading me in a specific direction
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in
Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly
So once again I grabbed my trusty sword but to my astonishment
And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then
The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one
After years we have finally been awakened
Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end?
Whole house freeze
Then I grabbed my sword, the garlic put it around my neck
And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding
With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle
To prepare me for my journey a sword was hovering towards me
How could I survive and last another round inside this madness?
It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was
Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair
Immediately set my consciousness drift
And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried
I've come to your country in search of a lost scroll
It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed
At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden scroll
That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"
So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective
Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me
She said the description that I fit was that of the chosen one
She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes
As if trying to tell me something
She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the scroll
She said, "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet
Just then the same light beamed brightly and in the distance
Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped
Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing
Clasp full of flames cast in my direction
Who'd go beyond then slipped a concoction in my drink
And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp
Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing
Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops
The gates slowly and mysteriously opened
Spider webs the size of king-size beds
I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death
And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions
Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described
And the same glow that I seen in the sword I seen in the eyes of the lion
I would love to see you in a nightgown"
Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain
Plus garlic from the Keepers of the gate who bore all the secrets and take
The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren
Her steps on the stairs had a magic gleam, glowed brightly
And exited much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping
Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing
And just as I thought my mission was over
I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire
Just then I pulled the sword and somehow
As she began to transform and metamorphosis
Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the scroll
Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in
I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea
I thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way
Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead
I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat
Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction
And I said, "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal
Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited
I looked at her confused and said, "But why have you told me this?"
Off with their heads
