Until next year
Gather around to dress the Christmas tree
All the friends and family here on Christmas eve
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Mom, daddy, he don't hear 'em
But daddy's down at the pub
Well alright now, yeah, well alright now
Santa came down the chimney but then he ran upstairs
You see, oh God dad had too much jack, oh Lord
And the carolers are singing
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
Across the room went the fruitcakes the wreath came off the door
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
Probably won't come home
But no one laughs when daddy's stumbles home
If these are holidays I can take no more
All right now, yeah
But he don't fall asleep, the night was getting black
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
Yellin' at the Christmas tree
All right now, yeah
And the carolers are singing
Santa's balls are jingling
Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
Full of Christmas cheer
Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
Like Rudolph's red nose
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Every year it's the same old thing
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Telling this story will never get old
Santa's balls are jingling
Oh the Christmas bells are ringing
He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Jumped in bed with mommy, she didn't care
Hearing this story will never get old
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Like Rudolph's red nose
Santa's balls are jingling
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Uncle is a sports fan, granny likes a joke
Santa's balls are jingling
He's yellin' at the Christmas tree
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
But daddy, he don't hear 'em
Mommy's hips a-wiggling
And the carolers are singing
Yellin' at the Christmas tree
He's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree
Every year is the same old thing