He don't care if I say damn
Trouble comin' He don't see
A wreck may be ahead but He don't mind
I feel that I'm protected amply
Through my trials and tribulations
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
I said, with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Save me
Women know I'm on the level
With my plastic Jesus
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
For His head comes off you see
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
He just keeps His eye on me
Whoa
'Cause He has a plastic ear
I can let all my curses roll
When I'm goin' fornicatin', I've got my ceramic Satan
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Policemen think I'm very tired
With a nose up in the air
When I'm in a traffic jam
And my travels through the nation
Goodbye and I'll go far
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
And any other thing that lies behind
The man who invented plastic saved my soul
I said, with my plastic Jesus
I said sitting on the dashboard of my car
They never find my bottle
Goodbye and I'll go far
With my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
I said, “Goodbye and I'll go far”
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
And if I weave around at night
'Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear
I don't care if it's dark or scary
With my plastic Jesus
'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
Though they ask
And I said, with my plastic Jesus
Long as I got magnetic Mary
