Long as I got magnetic Mary
The man who invented plastic saved my soul
They never find my bottle
I said, with my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I'll go far
He don't care if I say damn
I said, “Goodbye and I'll go far”
Save me
I feel that I'm protected amply
And if I weave around at night
'Cause He has a plastic ear
Though they ask
And my travels through the nation
'Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
I don't care if it's dark or scary
I've got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
When I'm goin' fornicatin', I've got my ceramic Satan
Trouble comin' He don't see
'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
With my plastic Jesus
And any other thing that lies behind
With my plastic Jesus
I can let all my curses roll
Women know I'm on the level
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
For His head comes off you see
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I said, with my plastic Jesus
Whoa
A wreck may be ahead but He don't mind
Through my trials and tribulations
And I said, with my plastic Jesus
He just keeps His eye on me
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
I said sitting on the dashboard of my car
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
With a nose up in the air
When I'm in a traffic jam
With my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Policemen think I'm very tired
Goodbye and I'll go far
