We're making the world safe for capitalism
The Good Lord will help those that help themselves
We help the multinationals when they cry out, protect us
The locals scream and shout a bit but we don't let that affect us
We're making the world safe for capitalism
Away with nuns and bishops
For freedom's just another word for nothing left to sell
I've some news for you, we're here to defend wealth
Well, if they won't work for us, they're against us you can bet
We're here to lend a helping hand in case they don't elect us
We're making the world safe for capitalism
We're making the world safe for capitalism
Just remember when you're sleeping in your beds
If you thought the army was here protecting people like yourself
We're making the world safe for capitalism
They're only two days drive from the Texas border
And if you want narcotics we can get you those as well
I've some news for you, we're here to defend wealth
And our corporate muscle marches in behind us
They may be sovereign countries but you folks at home forget
How can a country large as ours be scared of such a threat
We're making the world safe for capitalism
Here we come with our candy and our guns
That they all want what we've got but they don't know it yet
How dare they buy our products, yet still they don't respect us
