And our free press reflects our democracy
And it says here that we could only stop the rot
Where politics mix with bingo and tits in a money and numbers game
And they'd rather you believe in coronation street capers
Could it be an infringement of the freedom of the press
If this does not reflect your view you should understand
Are echoed down the street of shame
To print pictures of women in states of undress
Where they offer you a feature on stockings and suspenders
With a large dose of law and order and a touch of the short sharp shock
And it says here we should be proud that we are free
It says here do you ever wish that you were better informed
In the war of circulation, it sells newspapers
That those who own the papers also own this land
Next to a call for stiffer penalties for sex offenders
Those braying voices on the right of the house
When you wake up to the fact that you paper is Tory
It says here that this year's prince is born
