The daily drill for beautiful hair
Through the brightly lit eyes
The pretty girl buys style
And all that quick recipes
Top tips for the gas cook
And the truth about pain
Top tips for the gas cook
Successful secrets of a sexual kind
Of the glossy romance of fashion
When you wake up one morning
Where she can learn
And the simple girl buys
The busy girl buys beauty
And the simple girl buys
And you're not yet engaged
I love you, let's get married and have kids
Where she can learn
What will you do
What did Angela Rippon say?
In a beautiful persons world?
What she's told to buy
And sees her world
And sees her world
Have let you down
What she's told to buy
To find that God's made you plain
And you're 20 and a half
Of the glossy romance of fashion
Will you go look for the boy who says
What was Anna Ford wearing?
Through the brightly lit eyes
The daily drill for beautiful hair
Successful secrets of a sexual kind
