At least they flap their fins
This is a fine romance
With no insults and all morals
But you're as cold as
You take romance, I'll take jello
Yesterday's mashed potatoes
With my old maid aunt
I've never mussed the crease
A fine romance, my good fellow
In the arctic ocean
In your blue serge pants
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
We should be like
To express emotion
A couple of hot tomatoes
A fine romance with no quarrels
I haven't got a chance
I might as well play bridge
A fine romance, you won't nestle
I never get the chance
You're calmer than the seals