But that's okay with me
And I just let the jism fly
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
To caller number 666
I was trained to fuck you, baby
I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
Senior citizens who love to watch
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
Ain't got no woman next to me
And I just let the jism fly
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
And what's on the TV screen
Well I've got my ‘Hustler’ and I don't need nothin' else
Triple X video
We got gushin' gonads, tinglin’ tushes
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
‘The Devil in Miss Jones’
All I can think about is playin’ with myself
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
A quarter for a peep show
So I flip through the pages one more time
There's shemales, lezbos and shaved beavers
A private booth or talkin’ to a naked whore
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
Ginger, Ginger
We got Sade and ‘The Sweetest Taboo’
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But the girls of porn want more
And D cup mamas with so much cleave
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
Asia and John Holmes
Nobody's home, I'm alone
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
But the girls of porn want more
I just got this magazine
We got incest and bestiality too
976 and I can whack it on the phone
We got rape, necro and both ways
The urge is too much to take
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you, baby
So, I flip through the pages one more time
It's time to masturbate
S&M, whips and chains
