But I'm only human, a coward at best
Though he loves to work and slave for me everyday
I've got a man crazy for me
I can see no other way and no better plan
I've got that man crazy for me
He'd be unhappy without me I know
When I hurt his feelings once in a while
I've got that man crazy for me
He'd be so much better off, if I went away
I'm more than certain, he'd follow me west
His only answer is one little smile
He's funny that way
End it all and let him go, to some better gal
But why should I leave him, why should I go?
He's funny that way