When I hurt his feelings, once in a while
I've got a man crazy for me
I can see no other way, and no better plan
His only answer is one little smile
Why should I go?
But why should I leave him?
He'd be so much better off if I went away
He's funny that way
He'd be unhappy without me, I know
He's funny that way
I'm more than certain he'd follow me west
I've got that man crazy for me
End it all and let him go to some better gal
I've got that man crazy for me
But I'm only human, a coward at best
Though he loves to work and slave for me everyday