Washing socks and stripping ceilings
Multipurpose in a jar
Discovered that it's great as aftershave
They traded some for a hostage release
Days of Heaven nights of sin
Never stopped long just passing through
We took the tube and the high plains too
When we got tarred and feathered
It was really vile weather
Passing all consumer test, oh, oh
In days of yore for all bad feelings
Feeling up you'll get depressed
Immunity from ridicule
If you ain't ill it'll fix your car
Don't be fooled by imitation
You could hear the six guns sound
For all known human malady, oh
When we got tarred and feathered
It was really vile weather
The stuff we sell is just the best
Nowadays it's used medicinally
Swapped 20 bottles for an Aqua Walkman, oh
Treated king to kangaroo
Just one sip will make you well, oh, oh
You could hear the six guns sound
Out of style here's a brand new dress, oh
It was really vile weather
You could hear the six guns sound
If you got straight trousers it'll give you flares
A drop of the laughter of the maids of France
Voodoo stick and sharks fin
And I read in the Middle East
Improves your brains if you're a fool, oh, oh
When all around you seems like Hell
Dropped in the sea just off Japan
Santa Fe to Timbuktu, oh, oh
Now, if you're bald it'll give you hair
When we got tarred and feathered
In India we're all the rave
This is the stuff that cured a nation
As they chased us out of town
Won't save your soul it'll shine your shoes
Makes a hopeless cripple dance, oh
As they chased us out of town
Weak in spirit, we got the juice
