Just one sip will make you well, oh, oh
Immunity from ridicule
It was really vile weather
When we got tarred and feathered
Washing socks and stripping ceilings
Multipurpose in a jar
If you ain't ill it'll fix your car
Treated king to kangaroo
For all known human malady, oh
Discovered that it's great as aftershave
Days of Heaven nights of sin
You could hear the six guns sound
It was really vile weather
Never stopped long just passing through
When we got tarred and feathered
Out of style here's a brand new dress, oh
Improves your brains if you're a fool, oh, oh
Now, if you're bald it'll give you hair
Feeling up you'll get depressed
As they chased us out of town
And I read in the Middle East
A drop of the laughter of the maids of France
Nowadays it's used medicinally
Dropped in the sea just off Japan
When we got tarred and feathered
We took the tube and the high plains too
You could hear the six guns sound
In days of yore for all bad feelings
The stuff we sell is just the best
Won't save your soul it'll shine your shoes
As they chased us out of town
Makes a hopeless cripple dance, oh
Swapped 20 bottles for an Aqua Walkman, oh
Santa Fe to Timbuktu, oh, oh
In India we're all the rave
Don't be fooled by imitation
Weak in spirit, we got the juice
If you got straight trousers it'll give you flares
You could hear the six guns sound
When all around you seems like Hell
This is the stuff that cured a nation
Voodoo stick and sharks fin
They traded some for a hostage release
It was really vile weather
Passing all consumer test, oh, oh
