Why does everybody want
To kick my ass?
I held mine up said, "Here's to us and then"
It seems like everybody wants
I throw parties all the time
I'm just trying to have a little fun
They cuff my wrist
Well the barmaid passed them out
I'm just trying to have a little fun
They run off my party crowd
And cut donuts in my yard
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
To kick my ass?
Well this blonde slid up to me
Well my style of stress relief
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass?
And before we chugged them down
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
The police show up
Well he broke up our hug
Against the wall
Well I've never been the type
Sometimes disturbs the peace
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass?
And while the Zeppelin's playing loud
And then I saw her boyfriend
And I drive my truck too fast
She said, "That was awful sweet"
For all the ones who can't
And throw me down so hard
Why does everybody want
As wide as he was tall
Why does everybody want
To walk up and pick a fight
And I found myself slammed up
Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends
And I drive my truck too fast
We drank and dance and smoke until the dawn
Why does everybody wants
To kick my ass?
With a six foot, five inch shove
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
For all the ones who can't
And there always on my dime
I've always been the kind to get along
And I drive my truck too fast
