In a honky tonk gettin' cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night
'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
And have time to kiss all the lovely girls
'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine
Now Jose and Billy became the best of buddies
And raised a lot of hell around the world
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine
When Jose met Billy, he was Tequila crazy
In a shiny 50 gallon copper still
An' there's a boy name Jose, makes the best guacamole
Invite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine"
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine
He's got a recipe handed down from his Pappy
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine
'Cause I like to have a party all the time
'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
And he plays in the mariachi band
But they'll never drink an' drive cause they wanna stay alive
He knows how to grow Habeneros
Oh, is that all you got?
Oh, I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine
And the hottest hot tamales in the land
'Cause I like to have a party all the time
'Cause I like to have a party all the time
Jose said, "Billy, we ought to have us a party
