She takes the time to listen
To what he has to say
Are your favors less than cute?
Or diamonds on each hand
To put a little joy in his life, hey, hey
But you greet him with your hair in rollers
And when he tries to love you
To take a man away from his wife
We make it necessary for the secretary
Do you find something else to do?
You see, life's a bowl of cherries
While all you do is nag him
A thousand times a day
Girls, we make it necessary for the secretary
Oh, it's not extraordinary for the secretary
Girls, don't be contrary or you'll make it necessary
And that's outdated and so childish
To put a little joy in his life
Are you there when he needs you?
Oh, it's very ordinary for the secretary
Oh, it's very ordinary, it's not extraordinary
You see, we make it necessary for the secretary
Your life can be so merry just like the secretary
Oh, but like the secretary, wooh
She knows how to please her man
To take a man away from his wife
Now the ordinary girl may not wear pearls
To put a little joy in his life
Her hair is always pretty
And her clothes are always stylish
For all the secretaries, hey, hey
