"Won’t you walk up and down on my spine
I said, "In these shoes?
No le guta caminar
Climb on the back, I’ll take you for a ride
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
Como se puede bailar
No puede montar a caballo
"let’s make love on a mountain top
I said, "Honey, let’s do it"
Under the stars, on a big hard rock"
I said "In these shoes?
What is this, the peace corps?"
It makes me feel strangely alive"
No puede montar a caballo
Then I met an Englishman
I said, "Honey, let’s do it here"
Wherever he went he said
I said, "In these shoes?
No le gusta caminar
So we’re sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
We can get there ’fore the break of day"
He says, "I got a powerful horse outside
Como se puede bailar
No way Jose"
I said "Honey, let’s stay right here
Oh, I doubt you’d survive"
I know a little place
"Oh," he said, "Are you American?"
Es un escandalo
