Two old fogies who need crutches
This is a fine romance
My strong aged in the wood woman
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, you won't nestle
In your blue serge pants
I've never mussed the crease
A fine romance, my good woman
You know Louie we don't have half the thrills
This is a fine romance
You take romance, an' I'll take jello
I never get the chance
You never give the orchids I sent a glance
Oh we don't have the thrills the march of time has
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
A fine romance, my good fellow
But you're as cold as
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
My strong aged in the wood, woman
Just as hard to land as the "Isle de France"
Yes a fine romance, with no glitches
Couple of hot tomatoes
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
Yesterday's mashed potatoes
No I prefer cactus plants
Fine romance, my very good woman
A fine romance, my dear duchess
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
With no insults and all morals
You're telling me
To express emotion
That the march of time has
Two old fogies who need crutches
A fine romance with no quarrels
Yes, a fine romance, my dear judges
But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder
At least they flap their fins
A fine romance, with no glitches
I might as well play bridge
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime does
I haven't got a chance
You're calmer than the seals
Yes a fine romance, with no kisses
With my old maid aunt
You never give the orchids I sent a chance
A fine romance, my friend this is
In the Arctic Ocean
We should be like a
No you like cactus plants
