At least they flap their fins
But you're as cold as
With no insults and all morals
No you like cactus plants
A fine romance, my dear duchess
Yes, a fine romance, my dear judges
Just as hard to land as the "Isle de France"
In your blue serge pants
Fine romance, my very good woman
To express emotion
I haven't got a chance
You're telling me
But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
You know Louie we don't have half the thrills
This is a fine romance
Yesterday's mashed potatoes
Oh we don't have the thrills the march of time has
With my old maid aunt
You're calmer than the seals
Couple of hot tomatoes
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
You never give the orchids I sent a glance
A fine romance, my friend this is
A fine romance, my good woman
A fine romance, you won't nestle
Two old fogies who need crutches
I never get the chance
Yes a fine romance, with no kisses
This is a fine romance
Yes a fine romance, with no glitches
This is a fine romance
In the Arctic Ocean
My strong aged in the wood woman
You take romance, an' I'll take jello
That the march of time has
I haven't got a chance
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime does
We should be like a
No I prefer cactus plants
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
Two old fogies who need crutches
A fine romance, my good fellow
I might as well play bridge
I've never mussed the crease
A fine romance, with no glitches
This is a fine romance
You never give the orchids I sent a chance
My strong aged in the wood, woman
A fine romance with no quarrels
