And I should know
I hear he's been washing dishes
Like all of the Cosby kids
Punky Brewster's 15 minutes
And are in jail now for life
Chew 'em up and spit 'em out
It's the longest walk on the thinnest line
Kirk Cameron had growing pains
And all of the family ties?
And no one knows their whereabouts
In half an hour clear
Lasted for years before it got old
Predictable jokes
You're never quite so cute
To the kids from different strokes
It's sad and true that they love then kill
Sex symbol of the year
I don't have to tell you what happened
It's the toughest game and the hardest time
Laughter tracks and '80s stars
What they do or what they did
Problem solved so squeaky clean
Once puberty takes its toll
For the last couple of years
I hear they all robbed liquor stores
Where do they go when they die?
To the big '80s sitcom in the sky
