One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

You shouldn't push me around, 'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will
I'm big and important
A badass mother G.I. Joe
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now

Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now
Kiss my ass, goodbye

Now look who's telling who what to do
Rather than kiss me, you said, you'd rather die
Now kiss my ass, goodbye
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
You'll be sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry

Now I'm big and important
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
Said you couldn't stand my face
Made me cry, Jane, remember second grade?
September '75, September '75
September '75 I was 47 inches high

If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV

Now look who's telling who what to do

I still got beat up after class
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
Yeah, now I'm big and important
For your little minds to blow
Kiss my ass
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
I'm your nightmare little man, Vic, you stole my lunch money
Now look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, goodbye now