I don’t know what I know you know
That's sports and wine, yeah, yeah
I don't understand it either
And you'll pray to be there soon
Wednesday, you'll be crawling
Sports and wine, no, no, no
With sports and wine, yeah, yeah
My, oh my, we're all impressed
What you think is art
Everybody's talking about you now
Just what makes you tick
I know you make me sick
Because it always has been
Everybody's talking about you now
Anything you say
Sports and wine, no, no
You know it's true
What it takes to be a dude
The girls don't understand it
Some men never grew up
Fortunate like you
So you asked me how I think I know
The girls don't understand it
Guess that makes me gay
How sensitive you are
Sports and wine, sports and wine
Some men never found out
Sports and wine for you
