Write a song, I'll sing along
Listen to me as a friend not just look okay guitar
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Soon you will know that you are sane
And the rumor is you never go with boys that you are tight
Move to lingerie and take a feel off Joe the store man
So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk
Why you can't settle down?
'Cause you can't afford a blazer girl you're always wearing clogs
At the interval you lock yourself away inside a room
You're on top of the world again
Are you true and you know
Write a song, I'll sing along
Do you went to work in Debenham's, because that's what they expect
Tell your Mum what to expect, she says "It's right out of the blue"
Start in lingerie and Doris is your supervisor
And the head said "That you always were a queer one from the start"
Tell Veronica the secrets of the boy you never kissed
Making life-size models of the velvet underground in clay
You're a star and you'll go far
In the queue for lunch they take the piss, you've got no appetite
Head of English gets you asks you
Monday morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school
Why you can't settle down?
For careers you say you wanna be remembered for your art
Hey you've been used
You wanna work in C&A, 'cause that's what they expect
Soon you will know that you are sane
You're on top of the world again
Do you think you're better then the other kids? Well get outside
Hey you've been used
Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange
You've got permission, you've got to make the bastard think he's right
She sticks up for you when you get aggravation from the snobs
While you're cleaning up the mess the teacher's looking up your skirt
She's got everything to gain 'cause she's a fat girl with a lisp
