Blue Collar, she's opening doors
White collar boy on the run from the law
The law, the law, the law
Poor boy, poor boy, poor boy, poor boy
You were a thieving dog at work until they caught your little paw
White collar boy on the run from the law
Go ahead and kiss her, you don't know what you're missing
You're a warden's pet, she's a screaming suffragette
It's a nice way to die, she's so easy on the eye
Oh I am innocent, you were the rocket
You're a white collar got dirt in your pants
Your wage won't stretch to picking up checks
She said, “You ain't ugly, you can kiss me if you like”
You're a white collar, scared to be bored
A custodial sentence she narrowly avoided
And we ain't in prison, we'll just finish up and go home
Community service you had to go along with
You got egg in your hair, you've got spit on your chin
Now leave me alone, get used to the chains
You got egg in your hair, you got spit on your chin
Poor boy, poor boy, poor boy, poor boy
So she belted the sarge, she jumped on a barge
She's a Venus in flares and you wanna split hairs
You fell, you fell, you fell, you fell
She said, “Not for me, I've got plans for later on”
You're a white collar scared to be bored
You were chained to a girl that would kill you with a look
Things were okay till you took out the copper
Blue Collar, she's opening doors
You're a pain, you're a pain, you're a pain, you're a pain
You're banging the rocks at the old city docks
She said, "Let's get away" but you played it by the book
White collar got dirt in your pants
You got egg in your hair, you've got spit on your chin
White collar got dirt in your pants
You're a pain, you're a pain, you're a pain, you're a pain
And you fell, you fell, you fell, you fell
Now baby you're special but there's something not quite right
