There’s a word of peace on you lips
Honey, if I could be so bold
Dear catastrophe girlfriend
I cherish your smile
I’m sorry that you seem to have
Full can of Coke, it’s no joke
Now that your coffee's growing cold, oh
No one but themselves, no one but themselves
To the clowns who worship
When they realize what you’ve been working for
Dear catastrophe waitress
I know that you hate it too, oh
I’m sorry if the kids hold you
I’m sorry if he hit you with a
Dear catastrophe waitress
You stick to what you know
All of the customers look so old, oh
Your face is bleeding
The weight of the world over you
You’ll soon be leaving this town
In cool disregard, I know it’s hard
You’ll blow them all to the wall
I hate feeling this way, oh
Dear catastrophe girlfriend
Say it, and with tenderness I’ll cherish you
I’ll cherish you
I hate feeling this way, oh
