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I got a stolen wife
'Cause everybody knows my name
'Cause my neck is broken
And a rhinestone life
If I said to you
And a rhinestone life
Is blowin' like a smoke machine
When he good times have passed out cold
And my pants ain't gettin' no bigger
When I'm ridin' my bike to the depot
She was born in Arizona
And some good ol' boys
In the evenin' time
Sittin' in the jail house

At the recreation center
Tell me somethin' is gettin' together

On a three dollar bill
I'm writin' my will
Tryin' to learn some good manners
If I could only find a nickel

I'm writin' my will
If I'm dressed in leather
And a rhinestone life
If you're lookin' for somebody to cry on
'Cause nobody knows

Don't talk to me
And a rhinestone life

On a three dollar bill
On a three dollar bill
If you're lookin' for somebody to cry on
I got a stolen wife
That I was lookin' for a place to get to

And some good ol' boys
In the evenin' time
I'm writin' my will
Matchsticks strike
Don't talk to me
On a three dollar bill
And some good ol' boys
I would pay myself off tonight

All my friends
Now let me tell you about my baby
In the evenin' time
I got a beard that would disappear
I got a stolen wife
In the evenin' time
I'm writin' my will
'Cause the wind that is blowin'

And some good ol' boys
I got a stolen wife