I'll let you be my chaperone
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
Till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
(At the halfway home)
I'll let you be my chaperone
(At the halfway home)
I'll let you be my chaperone
Who's mother never held her hand
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
Midnight hags in the mausoleum
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
Where the pixilated doctors moan
Coquettes bitch slap you so polite
I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
With Sports Illustrated moms
Running buck wild like a concubine
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
Carnivores in the Cowloon night
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
(At the halfway home)
I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry
Breathing freon by the candlelight
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
